Ever have one of those days when it feels like your entire body is going haywire? My sweater is itchy, I’m farting all the time, my face is dry, my hair is flat on top and flipping out at the ends, and my thumb has a scab that doesn’t seem to be healing.

Plus I am still hungry but have no particular food cravings. My bangs are always in my face.

I crave a long hike and 40 laps around the skating rink, a vigourous rush of cold air with a side of fleece. Any takers? I probably owe someone a beer…

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