Via Sara at i like to cook (see the sidebar for a link), behold Pimp My Snack. In urban vernacular, “pimp” does not just mean “to procure customers for a a prostitute” (according the very heavy and authoritative Nelson Canadian Dictionary), but to live big and rich. Therefore, the point of this site is to bake big ‘n’ tall versions of popular snacks, such as Klondikes Bars, chocolate-covered pretzels, and Milky Ways. According to the poster of the recipe, the Pimp My: Milky Way comes in at about 5712 calories.
If you are “other” type of smoker detailed below, be very, very careful of Pimp My Snack. Your glassy eyes may very well be too big for your stomach.