I don’t know which is the bigger story today – the Democrats taking back Congress, or Britney Spears dropping about 180 lbs of white-trash fat in a hat. Go Democrats! Go Britney!
But that’s all just preamble to bring you a link with some actual literary relevance: the winners of a contest to create campaign signs for fictional characters. My favourite slogans? “Viola Swamp for Board of Education: Paid for the by the Committee to Oust Miss Nelson” and “Gregor Samsa: It’s Time for a Change!”
It’s gonna be a good day.