I didn’t even know Lawn Darts had been recalled, but just in time for the holiday toy buying orgy, Radar has compiled this list of the most dangerous toys ever made. We’re talking lawn darts (aka weighted spears perfect for lodging in your neighbour’s head), atomic energy kits, crotch-mounted pellet guns, and dolls that chomp kids’ fingers. It’s all fun and games until someone gets decapitated.

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